Dear Marty and Mary,
Thank you for the name mention in your e-mail to Mark and
all the family. What distracted me and took some time was
getting an accurate count of the Burkoon civilization --
those little Burkoonians multiply faster than you can
imagine.
That being said, we have determined that this is a trick
question since the Burkoon civilization does not travel in
the Spring and therefore would not be crossing the vernal
equinox. Therefore the space capsule carrying them would
not have lifted off, Billy's train will never catch Johnny's
train, and Walmart has Calibrex on sale for $24.95.
Is there anything else that needs to be solved tonight or
can I go back to adding up the phone book with Bonnie?
Love, Joe
Joe Wilson
Tallahassee, Florida
