From the "Old Humor" collection: MDF: 8/11/95
Other Block Grants
THE ULYSSES S. (BLOCK) GRANT: Providing civil war battle re-enactment funds to the states.
THE H & R BLOCK GRANT: Turning the IRS over to the states.
THE CHIP OFF THE OLD BLOCK GRANT: Providing federal inheritance taxes as a grant to the states.
THE PUNT BLOCK GRANT: Providing for the devolution of all federal football responsibilities.
THE CELL BLOCK GRANT: Providing each state with a fair share of cells in the federal penitentiary system.
THE ARTERIAL BLOCK GRANT: Heart stopping block grant legislation.
THE WRITERS BLOCK GRANT: No legislation yet drafted.
THE SEWER BLOCK GRANT: Too much legislation drafted.
THE FROCK BLOCK GRANT: Providing for the devolution of the federal judiciary.
THE SCHLOCK BLOCK GRANT: Providing for block granting in bad taste.
THE MOCK BLOCK GRANT: A make believe block grant.
THE CROCK BLOCK GRANT: Provides funding to explain other block grants to state and local officials.
THE CHOPPING BLOCK GRANT: The genuine article.
BLOCK GRANTS TOMB: Where block grants go when they die.